The President with Two Brains

Next Friday the world plunges into the uncertainty and probable chaos of a Donald Trump presidency. It is still hard to believe how America – how We got to this. I no longer have the stomach to go over the machinations, accusations and lies that got him into the White House as that is rapidly becoming a book genre all on its own that will surely spawn thousands of titles trying to offer explanations to the bewildered, the frightened and let’s be honest: the downright stupid who were duped into voting for him. No I prefer to keep out of that fray and simply examine how he is likely to perform based on nothing more scientific than the way he uses the media and in particular social media like Twitter and the safe assumption, which few dispute that he is a megalomaniac with clearly defined sociopath and psychopathic tendencies.

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What is very interesting is that Donald is at his most active on Twitter in the morning. On an average day before many of us have even had breakfast Trump has probably threatened China again cosied up further to Putin or much more likely – ignoring the expectation people have of their president to be measured and not abuse the power of the office – he has carried out some personal attack on a critic or expressed a view about some TV show or other related to his media persona, which he just cannot seem to shake off. As a salve to the critics, the Republican hierarchy tell us it will all change when he is in power and that the Tweets regarding matters of state or foreign affairs will reduce drastically. Notice how they did not say stop. How do they know? They have shown for the past two years that they have absolutely no control over him. As far as the Republicans were concerned he was nothing more than a loose cannon, a huge embarrassment who for a long, long time was regarded as someone who could only further damaging a party in terminal decline, with many predicting imminent extinction… Until he ‘won’ of course and instantly became the saviour of the party. However, Trump has shown time and time again that he has no real allegiance to anyone but Team Trump and only used the Republican’s lack of any natural leader as a convenient route to mount a credible assault on the Presidency to boost his ego and offset a few million of his billions so that he could continue to pay no taxes. The fact he won probably shocked him more than anyone else. So how is he going to do it? How is Donald Trump going to fill the most powerful position in the world?

It has been a quarter of a century since Julia Cameron published The Artist’s Way. Running through the book, which was written as a self help aid using tips and strategies to help people with their creativity, was the core idea that humans use different sides of their brain at different times of the day. Nothing about the dark workings of our most sensory organ can be presented as conclusive. Although there is enough scientific research to suggest that the two hemispheres of our brain operate quite differently from each other. The right hemisphere is responsible for our creativity and our ability to understand none verbal cues and images, while the left side is much more in control of language, problem solving and self criticism and editing. Can you already see where there might be a problem?

Left and Right side of brain

In the book it is suggested that during the first few minutes after waking our brains right hand creative side is in command because the editing left hand side is not so good at waking up. So in that golden 10 to 20 minutes or so – you should express yourself in writing in an un-edited way, ignoring punctuation or sentence structure in favour of getting whatever your right brain is giving you in a creative stream of consciousness, without judgment. These are referred to as the Morning Pages in the book, and I can testify to their effectiveness. The real value is going back to them a little later, perhaps after breakfast – when your left brain has kicked in – and reading them almost as if they came from someone else, someone unconstrained by rules or ego. At that moment you can actually find some wonderful nuggets of ideas; however, you can also see that there is a lot of it that verges on nonsense that should be excluded from any further consideration for future use in your work.

So what happens when you are the President and after waking you find your phone in your hand, instead of a pen, and your Twitter account open? In a world where few people have ever succeeded in stopping you doing anything you may be tempted to believe that anything you think about or decide to say in those early morning moments, perhaps while you are sitting on your toilet, is so important that its essence is unlikely to change or be challenged by anyone around you so you just type in the first thing that pops into your head – press the Tweet button and hey presto the worlds press has another juicy surprise to get its teeth into. And your team have what some describe as another ‘sh*t sandwich to deal with.

Kellyanne Conway, Trumps final campaign manager, who was given the title of Counselor to the President for Christmas was widely credited with rescuing a disorderly, dramatic campaign. She has been described as ferocious, razor sharp and a sufferer of no fools (well all but one maybe?) and also the person who got Trump into the White House. On top of the endless lies, filthy tricks, the proven interference of the Russians and a spectacular shot in the arm of the campaign by the director of the FBI – which in itself has launched a whole raft of ‘What did Putin or Trump have on James Comey to make him do it?’ conspiracy theories – it was perhaps only her tenacity that finally swung it in Trump’s favour. It seems that Conway was the only person, man or woman capable of reining in the famously vindictive and tempestuous candidate by focusing his energies away from his more destructive impulses and knee jerk announcements, which often proved to be downright lies and distracting him instead with a near-constant stream of rallies across the country. She admitted that she had to treat him as she would one of her four children. In a recent interview she described the way she finally convinced Trump to stop tweeting inflammatory things. Instead of blocking him from Twitter altogether, “I would say, ‘Here are a couple of cool things we should tweet today.’ It’s like saying to someone, ‘How about having two brownies and not six?’”
However, In the weeks since his election after Kellyanne let go of the day to day control of him as the campaign wrapped up, Trump quickly fell back on his dangerous impulses.

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With just days to go few people truly believe he is fit or ready for the office with some simply holding onto a hope that once he is inaugurated things will quickly normalise. But dealing with Trump as if he will one day be normal and constrained by the usual conventions, including embarrassment at being caught in a lie, would be to kid yourself. Trump is not a normal politician. He has no shame. While most politicians blush if exposed as inconsistent, let alone dishonest, Trump like most sociopaths is totally unembarrassable and simply attacks whichever little boy dares say he’s wearing no clothes – before going on to accuse the child of being a “failing pile of garbage”.

Is there hope? Maybe. But if things stay the same he is almost certainly going to have a short and volatile Presidency that will end because of some national or International crisis or scandal, or the isolation of America from the rest of the world for a generation or much, much longer if he feels cornered enough to go all Kim Jong Un on the world with the nuclear codes! One hope we might have is if Trump’s picks for the big jobs like James “Mad Dog” Mattis and other alt-right facists like chief strategist Steve Bannon are quickly shown the door as many people hope. Although who is to say that he doesn’t just put another nut job into the same position? So the presidency, the security of America and quite possibly the rest of the world may stand a better chance if one of two things happen. On a day to day basis Kellyanne Conway takes complete control of his Twitter accounts and other media interactions from his phone at least until mid-morning and effectively becomes the editor that Trump is clearly incapable of being. Or, as the only person he listens to: she continues to let him keep his Twitter account but also moves into the White House and actually shares an adjoining bedroom next to him and his wife. Only in this way can she be on hand, and bang on the bathroom door at the moments he is at his most dangerous with his Tweets. She could say in her firm, motherly voice ‘Now Donald we have agreed that you don’t Tweet until you have had your medication and eaten all your breakfast (and your left hand side of the brain has kicked in).

The word Counselor (spelled Counsellor in Europe and the UK ) most often means therapist. Someone who helps you recognise and see where your negative, repeated patterns and bad impulses may be destructive so she can then help you find a way through to making a rational decision about something.

In many ways it is not if but when Trump does something so spectacularly ill thought out that he not only destroys himself but also compromises the security and safety of countless others, maybe all of us? However, no matter how bad things get – and they are going to be terrible – we can at least console ourselves by thinking that if Kellyanne Conway wasn’t doing probably the second most important job in America as Counselor/Therapist in Chief to Trump and coaxing him, soothing him and most importantly being the editor of his worst impulses, which he seems wholly incapable of doing for himself… things could have been so much worse.

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11 thoughts on “The President with Two Brains

  1. You seem to have nailed team Trump. Maybe his lack of self control is not because his left hand side does not work probably but more because he gives me the impression that he has no brain. Which is exactly what people want with their puppets.

  2. You are right too much has been said about this retarded orangutan. But I am glad to see you in 2017 xxx

    Marie {:)B< x

  3. People like you make me sick. He hasn’t even got to his office and you are talking him down and down.

    I don’t give a shit if he is not to your European tastes but he will protect our 2nd amendment rights and he will make America great again.


  4. I may share his surname but I do not share my namesakes rabid racist and sickening alt right nazi views. He and Trump will crash and burn in flames together if there is any justice in this world

    I also read The Artists Way but found it a bit too simplistic


  5. Go Team Trump!!!!!!!!!!

    No don’t. It is as you say Anthony

    We are all probably fucked


  6. Friday is either the end or the beginning of the end. The question is it of Trump or of America

  7. Happy New Year Anthony!

    Glad to read you although wish it could have been anything other than the approaching melt down of our commander and chief. I recently met some German friends of a neighbour who asked John what he was going to do under Trump and he made us all laugh when he said Pray!

    I know you are not a religious man but maybe some of your other readers would do us the service of praying for us in our dark hours that begin next Friday and will go on and on to God only knows when

    Lets see if he ends 2018 still in the oval office shall we


  8. Just 4 days to go and they haven’t stopped him yet. In that case I’m guessing it will soon be time to put our head between our legs and kiss our asses GOODBYE!


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